The Story of Soggy Toast....in Ten Parts...Part Three
Part Three: the Lonely Sandbag with a Leak
Here are some random, completely untrue facts about the new state that I have decided to call home:
- Colorado is both the 38th as well as the 43rd state of the United States.....it makes sense if you accept the fact that Idaho doesn't really exist.
- The state bird is the groundhog.
- Colorado is home to the highest population of nocturnal randomly howling dogs.
- Colorado and Kansas have been at war since 1861, but the Colorado Militia hasn't led an offensive for over a hundred years due to the fact that Kansas is so unorganized, they keep attacking themselves.
- Shuffleboard is outlawed in Denver.
- Not being smug is outlawed in Boulder.
- The state bird is the Mexican.
- The Rocky Mountains were originally named the 'Lenny Mountains', until Lenny got flattened by a rock.
- Colorado has the highest percentage of stolen American Flags in the states.
- Colorado has the second highest number of hacky sack related deaths, second only to Indiana of all places.....but that's probably because Indiana's state motto is "kill the hippies".
- Colorado is home to what is known as "the Most Unsuccessful Sea-Port in the World".
- The state bird is Bob Denver.
- About 34% of all Coloradans are not in the other 66% in this poll alone.
- The rain never makes it to the ground in Colorado. EVER!
- Denver has the third highest population of Emo kids, who buy their depression from Hot Topic.
- Just like every other state, Colorado is the birthplace of the cheeseburger, which is a bragging right I've always wondered about.
- Colorado is the home and headquarters for the Society of Cannibals against Rational Thought.....or P.E.T.A. for short.
- Four out of every three Coloradans believe in unicorns, whether they admit it or not.
- Greeting someone is considered 'foreplay' in Fort Collins.
- Colorado's state motto is "at Least We're Not Montana"....which is also the same state motto for Nevada.
...and that's enough for now. I will most definitely have more fun and completely untrue facts to share with you as the future unfolds for me in my new surroundings.
Here are some random, completely untrue facts about the new state that I have decided to call home:
- Colorado is both the 38th as well as the 43rd state of the United States.....it makes sense if you accept the fact that Idaho doesn't really exist.
- The state bird is the groundhog.
- Colorado is home to the highest population of nocturnal randomly howling dogs.
- Colorado and Kansas have been at war since 1861, but the Colorado Militia hasn't led an offensive for over a hundred years due to the fact that Kansas is so unorganized, they keep attacking themselves.
- Shuffleboard is outlawed in Denver.
- Not being smug is outlawed in Boulder.
- The state bird is the Mexican.
- The Rocky Mountains were originally named the 'Lenny Mountains', until Lenny got flattened by a rock.
- Colorado has the highest percentage of stolen American Flags in the states.
- Colorado has the second highest number of hacky sack related deaths, second only to Indiana of all places.....but that's probably because Indiana's state motto is "kill the hippies".
- Colorado is home to what is known as "the Most Unsuccessful Sea-Port in the World".
- The state bird is Bob Denver.
- About 34% of all Coloradans are not in the other 66% in this poll alone.
- The rain never makes it to the ground in Colorado. EVER!
- Denver has the third highest population of Emo kids, who buy their depression from Hot Topic.
- Just like every other state, Colorado is the birthplace of the cheeseburger, which is a bragging right I've always wondered about.
- Colorado is the home and headquarters for the Society of Cannibals against Rational Thought.....or P.E.T.A. for short.
- Four out of every three Coloradans believe in unicorns, whether they admit it or not.
- Greeting someone is considered 'foreplay' in Fort Collins.
- Colorado's state motto is "at Least We're Not Montana"....which is also the same state motto for Nevada.
...and that's enough for now. I will most definitely have more fun and completely untrue facts to share with you as the future unfolds for me in my new surroundings.